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Schmuck”; “Idiot”; “Distasteful”; “Inappropriate”; Deplorable
That Schmeck stole money from kid’s with cancer.
Schmeck by Brandon Rocks December 26, 2021
verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.
My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.
schmeck by Angie O'Plaisty December 28, 2021
The phlem on the on the end of your shart.
My finger ripped through the toilet paper and I got schlegm all over it!!!
Schlegm by Rederik12 January 16, 2022

schmeatcicle 

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass
"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"
schmeatcicle by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022

Schmecht 

Yungnigka
Damn that Schmecht is a yungnigka
Schmecht by N1ggazinmybutthole March 16, 2022
Nasty shit we pulled out of Dawson's couch
Dude that is schmeb
Schmeb by feemus March 25, 2022