screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

Nad Satchell

Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes.

The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers"

by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008

nigga scratch

when you get stabbed and manage to survive and walk away with just a cut

dude that crazy bitch nigga scratched me

by Dumbrazza May 21, 2008

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

Schrodinger's Catch Phrase

When one coins a new term or phrase, and then googles it to determine if it is original or not, it is in superposition, both pre-existing and new, until observed on the internet.

"I thought I came up with the term 'dildometer' as a ranking system for sex toys. But it was already on urban dictionary... but for a few brief moments, it was Schrodinger's Catch Phrase.

by -=AK=- October 15, 2017

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009