When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009
Get the penis surprisemug. When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.
by Dante S. February 16, 2007
Get the Scarborough Surprisemug. Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
Get the Chinese Surprisemug. A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
Get the Sailor Surprisemug. by CAopey October 6, 2010
Get the aqua surprisemug. When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.
I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
by Books January 15, 2015
Get the Surprise Babymug. Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug.