Chilean Sunrise

A loving gesture of appreciation after anal love-making. The male partner, after orgasiming into his partners rectum, punches the woman in the face and throws her down the stairs.

Last night, My wife got a broken nose and a bleeding anus from the Chilean Sunrise I gave her.

by Sean Story aka Storytime April 17, 2004

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005

cincinnati surprise

v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise

by kdlfnglkdnf April 27, 2006

quelle surprise

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

by aigh January 1, 2009

Sidhu Surprise

Technically a defensive act, the sidhu surprise is the most base and depraved form of self preservation. It consists first of cutting holes into both front pockets of all your pants. Then you must sport a huge erection at all times. In the eventuality that someone tries to rob you by putting a weapon to your face and thrusting their hands into your pockets, they get only a fistful of your cock. The moment the thief realizes that he's clutching your erect and pulsating hog, he is simultaneously stricken with horror, fear, and disgust. At this point it is essential to establish eye contact and very subtly offer the delinquent a mischievous grin. The felon generally flees wildly in response. The sidhu surprise has been known to cause suicide in its victims. This technique works best if you frequent shady areas where pick pocketers and other unsavory types are known to lurk. The original Sidhu of 1865 could remain erect all day, but others who have mimicked his methods usually needed to maintain high levels of viagra in their systems in order to be properly prepared to deliver "the surprise".

When I went to south america last year, I almost got robbed three times. Luckily, I gave them the sidhu surprise and now two of the would-be thieves are dead and the last one has taken a keen liking to male brothels.

by maxamillian shreck January 21, 2009

Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Kennebunkport Surprise

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.

After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.

by Chris Anthony July 2, 2006