square 

1. dull or uncool

2. a dull or uncool person

3. a conventional cigarette

4. to work out one's problems with someone

That square has no idea what he He is saying.

square by Light Joker November 6, 2006

t square 

A sexual position where the penetrating partner lays on their side perpendicular with the receiving partner. The reciving partner lays on their back draping their legs over the penitrating partners side. The resulting formation looks like an architectural T-Square

"Hey babe you want to mix things up and try the t square this time?"

t square by CoopDaLoop March 11, 2008

what's the square root of this apartment? 

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

what's the square root of this apartment? by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

squarepusher 

A spunk-jazzer in its kind! It was the age that Drum&Bass got influenced with (ammong others) the very twisted "Jazz From Hell"-album from Frank Zappa. It was the kind of music which made you laugh.
In the end, Squarepusher genre can be discribed as drill 'n bass, but it's often too jazzy and acoustic for that. One of his most succesfull albums: "Big Loada" had this very wicked video of a girl who tries to escape from an insane asylum. These are the videos that make you think of various ones recorded for "Aphex Twin", an IDM-legend.
Overall, his style stays very experimental and mind-breaking to listen to. However, his last album "Ultravisitor" may very well be THE proof that the drill 'n bass-genre died out.
Being a drummer and handling the guitar very well, had great influence in making music. We'll be hearing more of his accoustic side in the future...

And he hates Korn because it's such boring music!!!

Check out: "Hard Normal Daddy", "Big Loada" and "Go! Plastic", for sure!

squarepusher by Wesley January 12, 2005

Eiffel Tower Squared 

When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.

Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!

Eiffel Tower Squared by TheEiffelator October 25, 2009

Square Enix 

1. The company that created both the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts series.
2. A company that will be eternally hated for not allowing 'Geno' a character from Super Mario RPG, in brawl

1. Man, Kingdom hearts and Final Fantasy FTW!
2. I hate you Square Enix!

Square Enix by Jeffdabomb May 30, 2009

squared 

to hit something with perfect accuracy

damn that bitch squared him in the nuts!

squared by screwby May 19, 2005