Sound Condoms

Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.

Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.

Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.

by ChromeLynx May 15, 2010

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sound lad

Sound Lad is used when a friend says something you agree with or is considered a compliment.

Boy 1: "hey I've got some pizzas for tonight lad!"
Boy 2: "sound lad

by mrs way 666 September 3, 2016

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Sound Fag

Someone who, when playing an online game, i.e: Battlefield 3, MW3, etc. is in game chat with a sensitive mic that echos everything, resulting in a unending wave of static sounds that rapes your ears.

Boy 1: Dude I was playing Battlefield last night and some guy

had his super sensitive mic on and my ears got raped.

Boy 2: Congrats, you found a sound fag.

by McGangBang6969 October 5, 2012

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sound

short for "sound system," i.e. a DJ collective, sometimes mobile. roots in jamaican culture, particularly dub or dancehall. a sound consists of selectors and deejays. the selector spins dubplates through usually massive wattage, and may be accompanied by the deejay, who will chat over the tunes. rival sounds may challenge one another, in a soundclash. the winning sound is said to "kill" the other sound.

ring the alarm, another sound is dying. woa-oh, hey.

by tht! tne May 27, 2005

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009 Sound System

Almost the best thing ever. But because of being overused with Audioswap it's reputation is very low. Many people dislike it EXCEPT FOR ME. One of the many songs is Dreamscape, which is my favorite. Many people say it s***s or that it's g*y. And to those haters... go jump off a cliff...

Me: Oh hey, 009 Sound System! I love this stuff!
YouTube user: get a life 009 sound system freak u must b stuped 2 litsen 2 dis crap
Me: Oh please, you wouldn't know music if it hit you in the face. Oh, by the way, look up how to have good grammar, it'll help you ALOT...

by MyDogsButt June 3, 2011

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