slippery cruz

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide

He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz

by mugzy October 17, 2006

Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

slip'n slide

A vertically shaven strip down the center of your pubic hair. The opposite of a landing strip.

She slid down my slip'n slide and landed on my cock.

by this name shit is gay February 7, 2008

Slippery Whistle

When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.

Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!

I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!

by l69lSlipperyWhenWet November 6, 2010

Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.

John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!

by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011

slip the meat

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.

Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.

by Renown February 25, 2008

Slipperoo

1. When a man and a woman are fucking the bed, but not each other, and the male counterpart is about to rape the woman, he shouts out "Slipperoo!"

2. A magical rapist kangaroo.

Man: "Want to go fuck that bed with me?"
Woman: "Hmmm...Okay."

(One minute later)
Man: "Woopsi-daisy. Slipperoo!"
Woman: "Oh, no! Why do I keep falling for this?"

by Mouth Organ March 13, 2008