stoner

A slang word used by faux-elitist dickheads (usually christians) for people who smoke cannabis which is supposed to be an insult. But what they fail to realise is that it’s proven virtually harmless, (no worse than cigarettes or alcohol). These people are obviously not only ignorant, but also of particularly dull intellect. The best way of dealing with these people is taking a big rip from your bong and then proceed to blow it in their face.

I'm pretty fucking smashed.. I couldn't be bothered writing one right now.

by Undertow March 21, 2004

stoner cypher

a stoner circle, meaning a group of stoners smoking green and passing it around the circle, usually while sitting around a fire.

He's breaking the stoner cypher man, so i guess i'll just pass this to Johnny.

by saMMy beE May 14, 2008

Sonergy

The inexplicable ability possessed by Sonic the Hedgehog to make any vehicle or mount move at a speed that surpasses its actual capabilities. Whether it be hoverboards, snowboards, or even waterbikes, Sonic will find a way to make it faster. One way or another.

Sonic's Sonergy is the reason that he's the fastest, even when his feet aren't touching the ground.

by Intarnet ManZ January 18, 2008

stonerism

An idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.

My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...

"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."

"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."

by Newport1984 June 1, 2009

stoner rolling

first you go to your local river bottoms or some deserted straight road, then you put your car/truck in 1st gear and idle at 5 to 10 mph. you light up a joint or blunt if in a larger group and smoke. the fun part is while your smoking you jump out and run ahead of your car/truck and jump on the hood and lay there and smoke

dude i went stoner rolling last night by couches bottom and almost got run over by my truck!

by willam t greensac February 16, 2010

Stoner Foul

When one has smoked marijuana/gotten high then proceeds to say or do something incredibly stupid, so stupid that an observer who sees/hears this event feels the urge to call out this stupidity with a "Stoner Foul", which 1) forces the individual to stand up or sit down (the opposite of which one they are doing at the time of the stoner foul) and 2) succinctly points out the flaw/terrible idea/fuck up for everyone to hear.

Travis: "Man, instead of making expensive bombs and wasting money, the government should just make a bomb full of pennies cause if you drop those from like something high, it would kill someone, so a penny bomb would be awesome"

Josh: "Stoner Foul"

by JR2112 July 19, 2010

Stoner Moment

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.

"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."

by afallenmind January 20, 2015