Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Reanelle

Reanelle. A super attractive person with a really nice personality. She may look aggressive but in reality is a very big softie. She’s an amazing friend and will never let you down.

You know remember Reanelle from our Biology class, she’s a really nice person..

by SamSam20 May 16, 2020

Redneck Canada

It’s literally just Alaska

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”

by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020

Redneck Rave

The craziest mud fest in the world hosted by Who TF is Justin Time. Location is at Blue holler offroad park in mammoth cave kentucky. Follow Redneck rave on facebook to check when the next one is happening.

Yo bro. are you coming to the Redneck Rave this weekend?

by threal1123 October 15, 2020

Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.

My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.

by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021

redneck rash

Similar to the yellow fever but with rednecks.

Vicky:”Have you heard Kim Lee is dating another NASCAR ultra, I swear to god if I go on another double date with her and he does not stop talking about corn and his stuck stepsister I am gonna yeet myself of the next bridge.”

Stacey:”Wow sounds like she has a severe case of redneck rash.”

by drac69 August 13, 2021