postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened

person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex

sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection

by harold g. July 21, 2022

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023