Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

raccoon retail

best game ever

raccoon retail goes brr

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.

That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)

by GloriousPump February 18, 2024

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024

Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....

by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

Racoo Coo Coon

An animal wildly appreciated for its historic history in America and around the world. Whether through its ability to travel by sea and land, even though it is not aquatic. 🦝

Look at the Racoo Coo Coon, he is playing basketball.

by Crangis McBasketball September 1, 2024