parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

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ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

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ronchie

A disturbingly sexual thing that wasn't wanted to be known

"Bob: your mom is having sex with ur dad right now!
Joe: EWW RONCHIE MAN!!!"

by Dereksogreat June 11, 2006

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raunch

adj./ n.- being kinky, sexy, and/or erotic. derived from raunchy, meaning a permanent state of raunchiness. A state of being that anyone or thing can be in. A definitive statement.

Her new photo was raunch.

by Bauer Power November 8, 2005

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Raunch

A person who exhibits sloth like behavior. He/she is typically lethargic and bad at everything. They typically have supernatural abilities.

Dang, that Devansh guy with the super extending arms and sloth form is so raunch.

by NanikaSeagulls December 31, 2012

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When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.

I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.

by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011

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