queef residue

1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a generally stinky sum-bitch.

1. "You are a puddle of queef residue!!"
2. Brant woke up with queef residue on his nose from his wild night before.
3. Brandon would like queef residue on his pancakes.

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

queef mongler

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.

Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!

by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009

Queef

A fart that comes out of your vagina. Can make sex awkward.

EW! Olga, did you just fart?

Olga: No, silly! That was just a queef.

by Jay Crapsby November 15, 2014

Quarf

A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.

Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..

by *hndakd* August 7, 2017

Queef

Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.

"You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"

by Anya Ali January 2, 2003

queef

n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.

She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.

by pornoforpyros August 4, 2006

Queef

1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Gagoosh March 1, 2005