PYREX

A term used by Miss Shand, Evil Eyes and Co. This is the secret evil code which means, do everything you can to sabotage Jordan, Vuka, and Beau's Cooking.

"Hey evil eyes, PYREX". Says Miss Shand.
"Okay Shand, I'll stop their microwave and destroy their chicken." Says Evil Eyes.

by Bob Jane November 2, 2003

Pyrocynical

A piece of shit who tries to be funny but is only funny because he makes fun of himself.

Guy1: "Woah, that guy is such a Pyrocynical!"
Guy2: "Nah, I think he's more of a Memeulous"

by LittleWillyBitch November 14, 2018

proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.

Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.

by Lance Williams April 28, 2008

by proxy

if someone used a "medium," for example below the "mug," and that person did something, the next person who uses that medium basically did that same thing.

if you were a guest to your friend's house and you just happened to use his mom's mug, well your mom gives your dad a bj, then your friend has just sucked your dad's cock by proxy. Another example is, if a girl co-worker has slept with 10 guys and a guy co-worker ate the girl coworker's left over sandwich, then the guy coworker just slept with those 10 guys by proxy!

by giggles01 January 14, 2009

Proximo

Proximo is a name for a intellectual, and wise, old man. He's very witty and clever.

Overall he is a fantastic person.

I wish I was as clever as Proximo, he is so clever

by Frankito October 12, 2009

Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.

She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"

by Vikyliz January 2, 2012

Pyroaa

Very cool discord server owner Pyro very very cool

"Hey, who's Pyroaa?"
"A cool discord server owner!"
"No way! I didn't think those existed!"

by MunchieCrunchie March 29, 2022