provo push

A variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in Provo, UT. Provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

Mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for sexual intercourse. As a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.

Friend 1: "Dude, I hooked up with Ashley last night!"
Friend 2: "Did you guys do the push?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!"

"Last night I macked with this girl and got blue balls. It was worth it because we did the provo push"

by E Matthew September 5, 2008

Provo Push

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.

I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.

by Jonahswhale September 5, 2021

Double Push

The act of pushing someone twice. The first push throws the victim off balance and is immediatly followed by a seccond push which gets them to stumble or fall

Joe: dude go push him over
Tyler: I think I better double push him
Joe: good call dude that will make it way funnier.. you can't recover from a double push

by Clark the Shark March 13, 2009

honey push

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that we can't push out, you can put your fingers in your vag and push up into your colon and it'll come out. It's pretty
awesome.

The honey push was necessary the morning after overdoing it at the BBQ.

by best.worst.OK October 12, 2011

one push wonder

One push wonder we’re u sit on the toilet to take a shit and you get it all out in one push

Cillian : fuck ben we’re in a hurry be quick

Ben: don’t worry cillian it will be a one push wonder

by Ben dash June 12, 2018

Shia Push

The Shia Push is the action of pushing the chicken meat out from in-between the two bones running parallel in a chicken wing.

Don't waste that chicken wing, do the shia push.

by kjavhsdflhvbasf September 23, 2019

rainbow/push coalition

The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition (RPC) is an organization founded by the Reverend Jesse Jackson, the name derives from the roots of the organization - a merger between the Rainbow coalition (founded 1985) and Operation PUSH (started about 1971). The stated mission of the organization is to foster "civil rights" and empower people of color (i.e. black). RPC frequently uses political pressure tactics bordering on blackmail designed to coerce companies into "donating" to the RPC (i.e. bribe them to go away) or employing RPC members in nice cushy jobs to ensure "liason" between the company and the black community (i.e. provide continuous welfare and the ability to monitor companies from the inside for future blackmail operations).

We have a rainbow of races at our company, but Jesse Jackson decided there were not enough black ones in top management positions so he PUSHed us around with threats until we paid him to go away, gave mandatory promotions to unqualified blacks (including his friends he owed favors) and ended with a nice flowery speech about how this showed our commitment to diversity. Hopefully now we are under the "protection" of Jesse and no one else will come and blackmail us.

by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004