antiwar protester

A person who drops trou and lets other pacifist hippies suck their balls. See also liberal and John Kerry.

"Ahh, shit, I wanted to go to Starbucks but it's full of antiwar protesters."

by lerppu June 22, 2004

Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

Protect The Innocent

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.

Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's

by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012

protists

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

by tycho is not underage May 7, 2019

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008