Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.

Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape

by 1wayscoota April 8, 2021

kevin prim

A person that acts like a fool, idiot , and is usually the class clown. He does this in order to make others smile especially when people are having a bad day. He's the type of guy that is usually out~going, he never gives up on his friends and always supports them and his family. Also he is always nice to girls and makes them feel wanted,he does it to make them smile and it's kinda cute.

Aww kevin prim is so nice,funny and cute, I love how he's so asian. I think i'm going to ask him out later.

by kpnoodles January 11, 2014

a tua prima

Also knows as : your cousin.

Queres o quê ?

A tua prima

by SpamKappa July 17, 2017

Bot Burger Premium

"Bot Burger Premium" is used for super stupid people that can't be described with just Bot Burger.

This guy is a true bot burger premium.

by ItsTrickUwU December 2, 2020

prima drama

An overly dramatic person with a sense of entitlement.

An adolescent girl, who after getting caught shoplifting at Nordstrom's throws a temper tantrum. As the police drag this prima drama away in handcuffs, she cries, "It's not fair! I was almost out the door."

by JoeBruin88 January 16, 2009