Pessidogs 

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞

Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔

Pessidogs by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021

pressing pickle 

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window

Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes

pressing pickle by p0c November 10, 2016

Pressed Ham 

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

Pressed Ham by dadaevan April 4, 2007

Pressure Cooker 

The most common nickname for the Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, located at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. The term was created around the beginning of the 2011 football season, when Arkansas began to "put on the pressure" and "cook" the opposition.

"Turn on the Pressure Cooker, chop up some onions and throw in the taters; we're having tiger tonight, boys!"

"Goddamn this is some good aggie.

Of course! Only the best meats are prepared in the Pressure Cooker."

Pressure Cooker by Tusk Luver November 21, 2011

presstitution

A fusing of the words Press and prostitution.
When reporters/news-casters are extremely biased they become prostitutes.

-did you see Diane Sawyer @abcworldnews "mistaking" Palestinian tragedy to be israeli?
-yeah that was some serious presstitution.

presstitution by Koolkrush July 10, 2014

pierre pressure 

the Jedi Master-like persuasiveness to enroll others to do as you want them to.

that was some riCOCKulous pierre pressure.

Peer pressure is for rookies, pierre pressure is for Jedi Masters.

pierre pressure by Ewan Mcgggregor February 3, 2010

Dick Pressers 

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

Dick Pressers by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013