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Predicimentation

when someone assumes something bad is going to happen to someone or something
my father made a Predicimentation that I would cut my leg with
by planeguy77 June 12, 2024
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PREPIC

preppy and epic>:3
"WOW DID YOU SEE THE NEW SAKURA SAILORS COVER??!!" "OMG YES ITS LITERALLY SO PREPIC"
by SuperPrepicPerson June 20, 2024
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Prediction

Hym "My prediction was that they were going to use mail-in ballots to cheat and pull off 'The most extensive and inclusive voter faurd operation in the history of the presidency' (that's a Joe Biden quote) and I WAS CORRECT! I told the 'Don't shut down the country or you're going to lose.' And then his DID shut down the country. And he DID lose. People should know better than to ignore me but, hey, I guess always being correct and literally creating A.I. isn't good enough for everybody. I think it's not being able to delude yourselves into believing you're 'good' in any way shape or form. That's got to be it. I don't know. But it's crazy! I'm like a seer! Greatest mind who's ever lived!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2024
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Prelching

The act of holding in a fart in such a way that it tickles your prostate in order to either reach a sexual climax or prolong sexual stimulation
“Why is there a wet stain on your pants
My bad, i was prelching so hard i done busted”
by Nbuggy April 3, 2024
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pelican

variation of skulling your drink.
to pelican a drink is to lift up your glass with only your mouth/teeth (the glass becomes your pelican bill) and skull the remaining liquid.

no hands are to be used in the process.
the glass used is usually an australian schooner glass as thinner glass (such as a wine glass) will often smash.
“we’re leaving now”
“shit i’m not finished my drink yet”
“just pelican the rest of it mate”
by fluffyducky December 28, 2024
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pelican your drink

To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.

No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.
“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”
by fluffyducky December 28, 2024
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Predictive History Theory

A method of forecasting the future by treating history like a repeating algorithm. Inspired by Isaac Asimov’s “psychohistory,” Jiang argues that large‑scale human behavior follows predictable patterns—like the rise and fall of empires, the outcomes of great‑power rivalries, and the timing of major wars. By identifying these “historical structures,” you can supposedly make scarily accurate prophecies about coming events. It’s geopolitics meets fortune‑telling, with a Yale degree.
“Predictive History Theory nailed the 2024 U.S. election and the Iran‑Israel conflict a year in advance. Next up? It says China will peak in 2035 and then face a ‘Soviet‑style’ unraveling. Check the charts, man.”
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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