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pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.
by MattFP July 15, 2005
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Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.
Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".
by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011
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pasta

Slang term for marijuana. It is often used over the telephone as a codeword and is not typically mentioned during face to face conversations.

Pasta can also be used to describe money derived from illegitimate business.
You - "I'm tryina get something to eat."

Drug Dealer - "Word? I know a good place that serves up some nice pasta."

You - "Come through."
by Krill Awareness June 3, 2007
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pastapoot

A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."
Kelly is getting deperate. She was acting like a goddamn pastapoot at Adam's party.
by The Garbage Man March 27, 2007
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Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.
"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."
by EthZee March 8, 2010
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Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009
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mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy
A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard
by sueg May 18, 2006
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