Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011

Pastatute

An Italian prostitute.

"What do you call an Italian prostitute? A pastatute." - M. Bonez

by Peach Cobblerz October 12, 2023

pastatute

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.

I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.

by HarpoD January 23, 2010

pastatute

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.

After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!

by Qorn36 July 30, 2010

pastatute

a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.

"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"

by yourmotherhascrabs November 20, 2007

pastatute

when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.

woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"

by lrn_strn94 January 17, 2011

pastatution

The act or practice of selling oneself for pasta.

Pastatution defines the simple need for pasta. -That pastatute must REALLY love pasta.

by ojackalicious November 30, 2009