Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

poocuhé

The act of beating someone to the toilet to conduct a bowel movement, leaving the second individual to either hold in their waste or face the smell of shit.

What the hell Mat why'd you poocuhé me, I only had to pee!

by whatsgood9999 May 16, 2016

Poochalytics

An complex and elite fantasy football computation involving an uncanny intuition for players, a colossal knowledge of the game, and a swag that can't be tamed.

Joe used poochalytics to consistently make his friends sad on Sundays.

by Poochiewallie October 17, 2016

poochin

Just hanging out

while I'm at work all my friends are just poochin

by JackAttack5 March 22, 2017

Poochies

A poochie is someone that you can closely rely on, it's what you call your best friends, if you are feeling creative try adding chackens at the end of it, especially if your friends are country poochies. Anyone you're close with can be a poochie, but some pooches can be more pooch than other poochies

Hey my best poochies pants that chackens are coming

by Xxxesquigi June 5, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017