Pinger

A pinger is generally a video game term. It might be used in the real world some time, but I don't know anything about that. A pinger is an attack that yields no success. It's name originates from an arrow that bounces off of a piece of armor, which usually makes a "ping" noise.

A paintball team decides to storm the "base" and steal the other team's flag. However, everyone on the invading team is taken out. The at-base team yells "pinger" at the losing team, smiting them with disgrace.

by Peter J. H. September 14, 2008

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

pinkerton

Weezer's second album. An amazing one at that but it doesn't compare to their debut album.

The Blue Album is better than Pinkerton

by Kamete November 22, 2006

pantera

A very good but horribly overated metal band. Fans of Pantera think Diamond Darrell is the greatest metal guitarist of all time yet call him dimebag, a name he generally rejected when with his friends. They also think they are superior to emo fans, when all real rock fans know they both just go /wrists but express it differently.

Typical Pantera Fan - "I like Pantera and like, Slayer, and like, RIP DIMEBAG WE MISS YOU" (while taking shirt off to show tattoos)

A fan of GOOD music - "you know there wouldnt have been pantera without bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, and Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath before them. Oh, and he preferred Diamond Darrell."

Pantera fan - "nuh uh! nuh uh! DIMEBAG is NUMBER ONE forever and ever RIP DIMEBAG"

"And they say people that live in the south are stupid..."

by GANGSTAH GANGSTAH September 11, 2007

pinner

a small thin marijuana cigarette using only the highest quality,most tasty buds

rolled for taste (for the flavor)

Hey let's go bogart this pinner I ain't got enough to be sharing it with everyone.

by joe blow fo shizzle December 7, 2003

pinger

n. (Scots orig.) a microwave.

I heated up ma pie in ma minger's pinger.

by Armchair Field-Marshal October 31, 2006

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011