Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

thousand percent

It means that s#!t dun, forreal, thousand percent god. Boo-yaa, poppin keep it rill!
Its straight murder, homicide, 187, the BBOOMMBB.
Forreal, thousand percent dun.

That new shit was on hit for 2011!
Oh shit for real?
Thousand percent!

by ratbatspider September 2, 2010

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

Perch

What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?

Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.

Becky: Woah those people seemed pretty perch.
Rachel: Yeah, very perchy.

by Awesomeninjabeast February 17, 2010

peaches emoji

When a man likes a girls ass and wants to tell her over text

Nice peaches emoji

by Theoofman223482 January 10, 2019

five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

cool as peaches

A way for homosexuals to say something is cool. 1st used on some gay show on MTV

wow mom, ur cool as peaches

by Jason Ginsberg May 3, 2006