When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
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