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Passion Pit 

If Electric Light Orchestra and the Doors had a baby, then that baby and MGMT had a baby, then that baby and Animal Collective had a baby, Passion Pit would be that baby. Just imagine the greatest sex your ears have ever had, now multiply that by about 4000. That's Passion Pit. Check out Sleepyhead, Little Secrets, Swimming in the Flood, and Moth's Wings
Guy 1: Dude have you ever listened to Passion Pit?
Guy 2: No what's that?
1: Dude take this cd, it's called Manners. Now go in your room, turn off the lights, light some scented candles and listen to it. You will be quite satisfied.
2: Ok whatever dude.....

Later.....

1: So how was it?
2: Oh my God dude, my ears came so many times. I've never been more satisfied in my life. Good looks bro. If Passion Pit was a woman, she would have big titties, a skinny stomach, and a gigantic muscular ass. I'm gonna go pleasure myself to this more
Passion Pit by Slappy Mcdappy June 10, 2011
Related Words

paskudnyak 

Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.
Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.
paskudnyak by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"
<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!
copy paste monkey by BlueEagle January 7, 2005

crab paste 

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
crab paste by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003
pastle meaning “a cup of worms
Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!
Pastle by Not Niki December 5, 2021

Asian Pass 

Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"

- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.

This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.

So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.

-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.

*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.

People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
Asian Pass by An Amazin' Azn October 1, 2010