The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Port-o-Booty

The act of scrweing your girlfriend in a port-o-potty

I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!

by IndyScan August 26, 2008

Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.

"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"

by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021

Blood Vanilla Port

A dessert of port wine mixed with vanilla ice cream. Creating an ice cream port float.

They ordered a blood vanilla port for dessert after their dinner.

by Justice78 April 01, 2018

DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN May 12, 2011

Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 20, 2022