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Slice

In the Inverclyde area of Scotland, slice refers to square sausage (sometimes called Lorne sausage). Some other areas of Scotland may use the term "slice sausage", but using slice to mean square sausage only tends to be used in Inverclyde.
"This breakfast pack has hash browns, black pudding, sausages and slice."
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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Elizabeth Windsor

Elizabeth Windsor, ruler of the United Kingdom and a few other places (e.g. Canada, Australia) is actually not the second Elizabeth to rule Scotland so can't be called Elizabeth II there.

There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.

She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.
"It's the queen's birthday today!"
"I take it you mean Elizabeth Windsor and not Betty White..."
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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West Norwood

An area in the borough of Lambeth located in south London. West Norwood ain't as cool as Brixton and it ain't as posh as Dulwich, however it's kind of okay.

West Norwood cemetery is pretty interesting and has some famous people buried there.

There are also lots of stray cats in West Norwood and at night the foxes come out to get food remains from the rubbish bins.
"Terry just moved to West Norwood."
"He'll like the cafes and charity shops!"
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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galoshans

Galoshans is a word used in Greenock, Scotland and surrounding areas. It refers to going around homes on Halloween night and performing a song or play. Its origins are in the Scots language and it comes from the epistle of St Paul to the Galatians, a part of the Bible. Galoshans essentially being a Scots form of 'Galatians'. This is due to the tradition of Bible plays being performed on Halloween night.
"Here, away and go your galoshans."
by catpeesweeties October 4, 2024
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Keep the Heid

A more Scottish way of saying "keep the head"; it means to stay calm and keep your mind away from going crazy-loco or angry.
"Look, it's no even worth it. Keep the heid!"
by catpeesweeties February 10, 2021
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The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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Largs

Largs can be found in the west coast of Scotland. It was traditionally a seaside resort but most of the hotels and amusement arcades are shut so the best you can do is get a chippy takeaway and smoke some ciggies.

It's a place where residents of more urban towns like Greenock and Paisley go to feel the salty air in their lungs while eating candy floss and Italian ice-cream.

There's usually some Viking festival each year unless that's been killed off and sent to burn in the Clyde.
It's a nice sunny day, let's go to Largs.
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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