Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.

Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.

by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012

Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011

Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

pussy piss

the meaning of pussy piss is when a chick squirts uncontrollably during sexual intercourse

Paul: Dude Sarah had hella pussy piss last night sis was squirting all over
Ned: YOOOOOOO

by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.

"Man, I just did a piss shit"

by aregee December 3, 2006

Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.

Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.

by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009