Safe Horny

1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.

2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.

1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.

by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024

Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.

Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)

by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024

Safe

1. The way that "safe" is used in a particular part of north Jersey, it is mostly said when something bad has happened or the topic of discussion is not desirable. Can work as an equivalent for "pause".
2. Safety

Person 1: "Yo bro, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: *looks in the sink* "Nah, safe."
Person 3: *walks by* "Hey Person 1 and 2, I think I found the one." *shows picture of 'the one'*
Person 1 and 2, recognizing who is in the picture: "SAAAAFEE!!"

by NBAYounboyseed 😈 November 22, 2024

Joe-safe

a Joe safe is a shot in Pool or Billiards where the shooter tries to make his ball and misses, but he luckily safes the other player. For example, I am trying to make a ball and I miss but I snooker the next guy. This is called the Joe-safe. This is the Jo-safe because a gentleman in Phuket Thailand routinely did this either by skill or luck.

Man, this guy Joe-safed me again. I can never catch a break.

by Cleaverkneekicker June 29, 2024

Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com

Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"

by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

Safe Space

a space for everyone to be content ,satisfied and happy.

my feminist friend is like 'we need a safe space' like bitch you already got the kitchen.

by Wicked Genius July 21, 2022