Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 8, 2015

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name

The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name

by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018

Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019

lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.

yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!

by katsukid October 26, 2019

Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it

hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?

by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019

Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018