nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.

My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!

by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017

Nosecandy

Something white something sweet goes up your nose a bloody treat!

Just had some bangin Nosecandy

by The Baron of Durham November 19, 2017

Nocation

When you 're trying to say, "notation", but you have a stroke half-way through.

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Donald: "So, the proper nocation would then be-"
Colin: "Nocation?"
Donald: "Fuck."

by Ve-Nam@TheYoungCashRegister March 13, 2018

NoCareLand

A place for people go mostly unhappy men or Unhappy married men Were they have their no care beers at their no Care Bar talking their no care conversations. No one cares. NoCareLand

HEY!! NO Care bartender.?? How is Your wife? NO Care bartender replies.,; "Who Cares??!!!" NoCareLand fu#k!n rocks!!

by Ksnowaz August 13, 2018

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

noicantrunitis

A condition in which people who are inherently clumsy make attempts to run but instead end up getting injured.
Similar to nocanwalkitis, but happens when walking.

She attempted to run, but her condition noicantrunitis prevented her from being successful.

by Linabean April 29, 2019

Norcal

The worlds best uponcoming Fortnite trickshotting team. The team is led by hot leaders and everybody in the clan are cuties. It´s community is great and the team has a youtube channel called Team Norcal and a instagram account called @norcalsniping

Norcal the f up

by PulseTheCutie June 8, 2019