netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

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netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.

Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."

by Blu_Portal June 20, 2016

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Netflixican

The combining of binge watching Netflix and having copious amounts of Mexican food delivered on date night.

Can we have a netflixican night tonight?

I can netflixican all day long.

Are we netflixicaning tonight?

by Stoli808 June 22, 2016

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netflix & chillin solo

This occurs when you veg out in bed and watch Netflix by yourself. Typically said person is wrapped in a blanket, has not showered in days, and eats junk food the entire time. No sexual innuendo involved in this term.

Megan: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Netflix & Chillin Solo
Megan: *confused look*
Me: I will watch Netflix and lay in bed wrapped in a blanket with no shower and junk food all weekend.

by DeniDoh January 13, 2017

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