ass mail

when your sister/motheris letting you stick some dick up her ass

i Just did a crapton of ass mail to my mom

by ass mail December 8, 2016

trash e-mail

A service hotmail offers that will filter some useful messages but that will never ever filter a spam.

Cool, I got a huge amount of spams in my mailbox and all the letters my boss sent me are in the trash e-mail folder! Thank you, Microsoft.

by onlinepokes March 28, 2007

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

gun in my mailbox

having an std, unplanned pregnancy, or unattainable parcel in one's mailbox.

I've got a gun in my mailbox, I'm not sure how long its been there, but I gotta get it out soon.

by JapsR4lovers October 23, 2010

Lund ke maila

A fermented cheese dish in Fijian Indian cuisine thats also used as a term of endearment.

Hey lund ke maila, tum konchi karta?

by Bekaar March 28, 2021

you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator August 28, 2005

D-mail

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.

Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"

by Beanerous Brokus I April 19, 2006