Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Mount Tamalpias School

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.

Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school

by millvallleymom_greenjuice December 22, 2024

Mount Everest Fallacy

An argument that states that the existence of something before its first recording cannot exist or was less.

This comes from Mount Everest existing despite not being known to the western world until the 1800s.

Shitbagpoliticiaon#34: We shall investigate why there was an increase of autistics when our diagnostic capabilities improved.

Person: Mount Everest Fallacy!

by Hoahobecth April 21, 2025

Mount Vesuvius

When you take a shit and the toilet water reverberates back up and lathers your asshole.

"Hey Nate what took you so long to get on call???"

"I'm sorry I had a mount Vesuvius and had to go cry for while..."

by Heatbeat6769 February 2, 2026

Mount Isa Motel

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.

I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.

by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025

Mount Rushmore

Your personal top 4 of any topic or category?

-Steve Harvey, Regis Philbin, Wink Yahoo, and Alex Trebeck are on my Mount Rushmore of game show hosts?

by wr36 May 26, 2025

Mount rushmore

A schoolyard brwal

They outside having a Mount Rushmore.

by Freddyfriday June 16, 2025