Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

our mom

An alternative way of saying "your mom", but with your friends. Also a way of saying communism of "your mom" as there is the word "our".

Someone says:
your mom

I say:
our mom

by Shhirroht June 3, 2021

Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.

Melanie has some nice mom legs

by ReservedParking July 17, 2019

jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015

Noahs mom

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs

Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs

by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017