moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

minergency

The medical issues which fall between a minor problem and a true emergency. Neither a minor medical problem, nor a true emergency.

He went to the urgent care center after experiencing a minergency.

by Docjock November 25, 2016

meinert

Meinerts are very loving and win at everything! They have great taste in food. And a nautical eye. They tend to work in restaurants, on ships or with seafood.

Ahoy matey me eye sees a meinert

by Waki5 March 21, 2017

Miner's haven

When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.

Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.

by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017

meinershagen

Meinershagen a last name given to blond people. Most of the time a Nazi but constantly says they are not. Penis is also very small and they are not afraid to tell others this.

Hi I am "Name" Meinershagen I am not a Nazi and I have a small penis.

by MSPaintwizard December 20, 2017