Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside

"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"

by poopsock911 October 26, 2019

Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.

Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Residential Modernization

Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.

My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

by Thunko June 18, 2023

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021