Mate

Slang term in English Language for a friend. Used to describe someone who replies to messages from other ‘mates’, enjoys banter, and doesn’t spend all day avoiding other ‘mates’ and leaving them to play Warzone and FIFA on their own.

Oi Ross, thought you were my mate? Where’ve you been all day, mate?

by Herblover69 April 14, 2020

mate card

is it a date, is it a mate. Meeting someone from the opposite sex who you know well enough to call a mate, but there's also a bit more going on. It goes somewhere, but at the last minute when you're about to stick it in (for lads) or you're to be stuck (for lasses, maybe lads) they call the mate card.

Albert: "How did it go with Angela last night"

Ronny: "Yeah it was going really well, she was naked and that and we were about to do it but she pulled the mate card."

Albert: "Nooooooooooo, bitch"

by toad888 August 12, 2008

mate1

a.) To find a ho and get her in bed, but you do it like its classy by signing up on a website.
b.) Pretend like you are signing up to find singles to date, when really you just want a booty call.

I'm tired of getting all dressed up just to f&^ a ho, I think instead I'll go mate1.

by juxtaposedirony May 11, 2011

drool material

A slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures... which causes a person to metaphorically drool.

Lee you are sooo totally my drool material! I could stare at you all day!

by Dobby101 September 23, 2006

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

whoa mate

the mating call of the elusive trevor. only one held in captivity.

"whoa mate wanna shag?"

by [random]_[definition] January 19, 2008

Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore October 17, 2008