Mountain Dew

(n) The sweat that is produced in the valley between women's breasts during any physical exertion.

Lady: "That love making was quite the workout! I worked up some serious mountain dew!"

Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"

by valetvalet May 8, 2014

Mountain Spew: Code Red

The Mountain Spew: Code Red is a Mountain Spew, with one additional feature. Upon completing the Mountain Spew, the female must start bleeding from the Vascular Chasm Cavity / anus.

After Superman ripped Jane in half, he was ecstatic to discover he managed to pull off a Mountain Spew: Code Red.

by Zach P. with input from Andrew A. August 18, 2006

mountain mods

A overhyped and grossly overpriced brand of cheaply made aluminum DIY computer cases designed with a unnecessary number of holes for blower fans. Popular among hopelessly insecure high school dropouts and manchild losers trying to fill the void in their lives.

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Hey Johnny can I dry my hair with your big shiny tin fan box ?"

35 year old manchild : "NOOO Mom that's my elite mountain mods HAXOR machine !! I'm GENIOS ! I told you before the basement is my LAIR !!"

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Ok Snookypoos want some Smores ?"

35 year old manchild : "OK Thanks Mom"

by tellmeanotherone September 22, 2013

mountain goat

The male equivalent of cougar.

"Man, check out those mountain goats moving in on that pack of cougars."

by rand December 30, 2008

mountain monkey

A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.

Dude, that guy is such a mountain monkey, I wish he'd keep his wrestling moves away from my dog.

by MrWildThing September 17, 2008

Mountain Douche

1. A song by the band Fecal Dick.
2. What you look like when you drink Mountain Dew.

1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.

2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010

Mountain Dew milkshake

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

by Anal canal April 12, 2017