A female who is bestowed with unattractive features(i.e. back fat, sagging mammaries, bad teeth). Usually considered promiscuous. Only found good looking when you're inebriated.
by Drunkenmonk January 29, 2006
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Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.
Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.
"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'
"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"
"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"
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Person 2: Mate, he is totes mingboats!
Person 2: Mate, he is totes mingboats!
by mingboatcoutts February 6, 2012
Get the mingboats mug.A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.
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I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Mingeivitis mug.Mingoias are a rare, natural accruing animal, primarily found in the lands of Florida. Mingoias will typically be drawn to specific video games throughout their lifetime, including: Minecraft, Arma 3, The Division 2, and other Mil-Sim games. While it is rare that a Mingoia lives past the age of 20, some records have been found of a specific Mingoia named Ryan. He is currently the oldest known Mingoia to have set foot in Florida since 2000.
While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.
Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.
Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
by Saige312 September 9, 2019
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