Michael

Michael comes off as a type of bad boy but in reality he is very ridiculous. He makes you smile and laugh even when you are having a sad day. He is super sweet, caring, and naturally helps others. He is absolutely the most wonderful person you have ever met. Once on your mind, you never stop thinking of him. When his arms are around you, you feel like you are in the safest place in the whole world and you never want to leave. The moment you are not around him anymore you miss him like crazy. Michaels morals are perfect and his looks steal your heart. His eyes twinkle when he is happy and this makes you melt. He is the most adorable thing ever! He will make your life one big adventure through exploring the world and learning new things. He is chill yet so much fun! Michael always expresses his true feelings, his love is so pure and when received it feels like a gift. Never let go of a Michael, he makes your life a living dream. He is beyond perfect.

Michael aka Mikey
My heart: *instantly falls in love with Michael*

by Daddy Mania ;) November 22, 2019

michael kiske

former vocalist for power metal band helloween ... joined as a teen and was probably the best vocalist in the genre...

Listen to "keeper of the seven keys" to hear him at his best

he can also be heard on the metal opera albums by avantasia

Michael Kiske Is Brilliant

by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

michigan mudjam

While at a mudjam striptease contest, a girl (contestant in said contest) who is wearing a butt plug gets it pulled out by some random guy who then proceeds to jam it in his mouth and suck on it.

Dude, did you hear about Kevin pulling a Michigan Mudjam the other night?

by MeganSignals October 16, 2015

Michaëlle Jean

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.

Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good

by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Michara

flawless.

guy 1: Wow did you see that girl?
guy 2: Yeah I know! she's sooo Michara!!

"Hello gorgeous. I, I mean Michara." ~Bedrock by Young Money

by j.biebsORdie May 22, 2010

Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016

Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018