every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025