by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020
Get the Marriage eyesmug. 
Get the pibling-by-marriagemug. Great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandaunt-by-marriagemug. A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's marriagemug. 
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 11, 2021
Get the Marriagemug. Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-lawmug.