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Marriage

The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 16, 2022
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Marriage

marriage niv and carson
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 11, 2021
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marriage

I'm sitting marriage.
by anonymous64867 July 27, 2022
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grandniece-by-marriage

Spouse's grandniece.
My grandniece-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.
My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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