mankle

To screw something up like a piece of paper and crinkle it up.

that document should go in a folder! we dont want it to get all mankled up!

by melbosmelbo September 3, 2009

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004

Manglement

Getting highly intoxicated or reference to partying hard.

Dude, prepare for the manglement tonight!

by Bender666 December 7, 2016

Mandle

The action of management handling a situation as to control spin.

Management didn't want to provide the real reasons for Mary's departure, instead it was mandled without incident.

by D'arc S'narc May 2, 2009

mankle

Japanese for vagina.

Hey, Keiko stop touching your mankle!

by t-pax August 20, 2009

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

manorexic

-a person mad about men and obsessed with them

OMG stop being soo manorexic, don't you have anything else in your head??

by allexXxa September 7, 2010