Resting Mitch Face

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.

"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."

"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."

by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019

Mr Mitchell

A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.

“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.

by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019

Mitch

1. A person who forgets recent information learned.

2. A person who might have short term memory loss

3. A person who says something really, really stupid.

"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."

"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"

"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"

by branch666 October 6, 2012

Mitch Bitch

An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"

I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)

by Mitch Ortenburg October 11, 2008

Mitch

The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.

Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.

by the little mermaid 42195 January 19, 2012

mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015

Mitch McConnell

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019