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mingeburns 

The term used to describe sideburns which resemble pubic hair.
Whoa, that guy's mingeburns are thick as a forest!
mingeburns by Princess SweetPea October 27, 2011
Related Words
minge minger ming minging minga mingus mingle mingebag mingin' Mingo

minge-infringe 

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.
"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"
minge-infringe by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011

mingboats 

The description given to a person or persons whom has 'gone too far' on narcotics.
Person 1: Oh man check the nick of Euan Player he is so fucked.

Person 2: Mate, he is totes mingboats!
mingboats by mingboatcoutts February 6, 2012

minge lover 

A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.
'The minge lover rolled a fat one'

Mingeivitis 

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.
I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.
Mingeivitis by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Mingoias are a rare, natural accruing animal, primarily found in the lands of Florida. Mingoias will typically be drawn to specific video games throughout their lifetime, including: Minecraft, Arma 3, The Division 2, and other Mil-Sim games. While it is rare that a Mingoia lives past the age of 20, some records have been found of a specific Mingoia named Ryan. He is currently the oldest known Mingoia to have set foot in Florida since 2000.

While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.

Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
Tom: “Hey, have you seen Mingoia around?”
Saige: “No, i think he’s working... again”
Mingoia by Saige312 September 9, 2019