Mcdonalds Syndrome

The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.

Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.

by sierrasurvey July 27, 2008

McDonalds

1. A place where you get cheap assed food.

2. Main source of food for people on welfare

Hey you get what you pay for!

And I wish it was wednesday so i can get a Hamburger for 25 cents at Mcdonalds- Tai Mai Shu

by Chink assed Nigger July 15, 2003

McDonalds

Slurry Burger

What the fuck is this shit -

by Steve July 18, 2003

McDonalds

the secret invasion of the USA all over the world....one day our food will make them into Americans Everywhere MWAHAHAHAHA! or we could just have them all self destruct no one in the countries would be left and we'll be the rulers of the world!

The Mcdonlads arches are more worldly recognized than Jesus Christ

by coca October 20, 2003

MacDonaldment

a catty, cut-throat person that is completely spineless and unable to make a single decision. This person measures his/her worth by the number of meetings s/he can schedule for themselves or how long s/he can spend at lunch. Characteristics include no interpersonal skills, no business acumen, and lack of ability to perform simple tasks like dress and feed themselves.

Disclaimer: All names appearing in this definition are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

One day my MacDonaldment asked me to submit a status report concerning a project I was working on. I asked the MacDonaldment if tomorrow would be soon enough. The MacDonaldment replied with "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"

by rockinghopperman January 1, 2012

McDonalds

Looking for food poisoning? Not Sick of places like Pizza Hut delivering the bug? The Visit.... McDonalds, guarenteed Illness with every order.

Now with Death For All The Family: not-so-happy Meals.

I.P. Freely
1974-2003
This is what
happens when
you eat at
McDonalds!

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

McDonalds

a place where fat people spawn and graze in the vast fields of fries and lawsuits

McDonalds breeds and kills fat cows to make their burger, then feeds more fat cows with the burgers in order to have more fat cows for killing

by giant chicken man May 17, 2006