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Hit List

1) A list of people you want to shag

2)A list of sexual acts, each of which has a number of "points" attached to it. This is usually a list drawn up with a group of mates, and a competition ensues to see who can get the highest score. It's not usually a list of delightful acts to blissfully orgasm your way through, it's designed to be more of a test of endurance. For example, rimming someone over 2 and a half times your age would gain you 200 points, whereas performing full oral servicing on someone 2 and a half times your weight would net you 1000. There's usually a trophy act which involves all holes and someone smokin' hot but it's infinitely easier to nail the god awful stuff.
1) I just added Michael to my hit list, he's delicious.

2)K~ "Ok, I rimmed the 56 year old bloke. Chalk up my 200"

D~ "I made that weird kid cum in his trousers at the bar, which is 100, and tossed that footballer off under the table , which is another 150, so that's 250 for me!"

T~"Well, I gave that 30 stone woman full oral servicing, so I need 1000 points and some kind of super strength mouthwash"
by MagickDio April 27, 2010
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listening

The same meaning as resting my eyes

It's when you try to act like you aren't going to sleep and you play it off by saying you are just "listening"

Same as- listenin
You going to sleep? no, just listening....Zzz
by SBD April 25, 2005
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buddy list

A list of friends on the computer. Only limited to 200 friends, you can stalk people as you please.
That slut from school who likes my boyfriend is on my buddy list.
by uh alright May 1, 2005
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World's Best Rappers List

In no particular order, and definitely not complete. Era is taken into consideration.

Rakim
Biggie
Pac
Big Daddy Kane
Big L
Mos Def
Immortal Technique
Jay-Z (hate all you want, I dare you to test an album against reasonable doubt.)
Raekwon
Andre 3000
Eminem
Nas
Jeru the Damaja
Ice Cube
The Game
Grandmaster Caz
Redman
Kurupt
KRS One
Bustah Rhymes
Too Short
Missy Elliot (yeah, she makes the list)
Clipse (both of them)
Scarface
LL Cool J
Pharoahe Monch
Kurtis Blow
Run DMC (respect)
Melle Mel
Del the Funky Homosapien
AZ
Slick Rick
Talib Kweli


People I want to give it up to, but just don't know if I can.
Ghostface Killah
Big Boi
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Q-Tip
Common (I view him as more of a poet then a MC)
Eazy E
Chuck D
T.I. (I just like the dude)
Chali 2na

Women
Queen Latifah
MC Lyte
Lauryn Hill
Eve (although I'm pretty sure most of her stuff is ghostwritten)
by mdub2 January 19, 2009
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Fuck It List

It's a bucket list, but a list of things to do before one goes away for college. It can be written as early as ones entrance to high school, and can have as many items as wanted (the average is around 100-150).
Called a fuck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you're going to college, so fuck it.
Very popular for teens in high school.
Carl: Hey man, what you up to?
Joe: Oh, I'm about to go paint myself blue and pretend I'm an avatar..
Carl: Why the hell would you do that?
Joe: It's on my fuck it list, man.
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listen up

Something you say to a group of people you don't like.
Listen up, shit-heads! Republican Nazi will grill your asses five times over with a grill and a spatula.
by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003
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do not call list

One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
by C-can January 18, 2004
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