dick lamp

A person who gets easily arroused

a person who is a dick or jerk in general

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

Pixar Lamp

A term for when one has sex and crams their dick into a hole in a similar fashion to the Pixar lamp stomping on the letter i.

Boomer Bear: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink last night and we ran out of lube so I just Pixar Lamped him.
Millennial: Nice bro.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX July 23, 2019

shit cramp lamp

A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!

Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!

by LillDaryl January 4, 2023

Lamp

Synonym for "sex."

Jackie and I had some hot, sweet lamp last night.

by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009

Lamp Shade

A word used to make hyperboles and used in sarcasm

Is that a handbag your carrying?
No, its a lampshade.

(note the sarcasm)

You are as dull as a lampshade!

by sTaR April 5, 2004

lampoon

when you throw a baby sheep (lamb) at a political figure...eg. JUlia gillard.. you do this like whaling except with sheep.

dude you just lampooned obama

oh bumma

by awsomness has a name August 12, 2011

i love lamp

something you say when in agreement with a statement

"she's hot"
"i love lamp"

by msdav December 27, 2011